Primary operational configuration. "Beast Mode" has been the default since 1989. Stenciled onto the panel in 1992 so it couldn't be accidentally changed.

Accumulated design wisdom. Cannot be reduced. Increases automatically every January. Needle is welded in place.

Maximum concurrent client engagements. Currently serving 300+ worldwide. Limit is theoretical.

Allow pre-built templates for client projects. WARNING: Pope has never used a template. Enabling this may cause existential crisis.

Enable shortcuts in the creative process. Not recommended. We don't do shortcuts. We never have. We never will.

Home base coordinates: 39.8073° N, 79.3587° W. Where the Casselman meets the Yough. Cannot be relocated.

Creative output level. This gauge is cosmetic — it's been pegged since 1989 and the stop pin broke off.

35+ years of creative partnership. Telepathic sync has been enabled since the 1980s. Disable at your own peril.

Injects large-scale collaborative art sensibility into all design decisions. A Pope exclusive.

Our goal: make every brand we touch unmistakable. Spoiler: it's always 100.

AT&T, Microsoft, Burning Man, Sadowsky Guitars, 300+ more. Name-dropping module. Use responsibly.

We've been building on WordPress since before it was cool. And after it was cool. And while everyone said it wasn't cool.

We built websites the old-fashioned way — by coding them. HTML, CSS, PHP, JavaScript, written line by line by humans who know what each character does. No bloat. No surprises. Fast and secure is what we like.

We also build sites clients can actually maintain themselves — structured CMS backends, sensible page builders, and documented workflows. You edit. We watch your back. Everyone sleeps well.

Maximum acceptable delay between client message and Pope picking up the phone. Measured in coffee sips.

Confluence, PA warmth applied to every client interaction. You're not a ticket number. You're family. Sort of.

We've been building websites since the 20th century. This module lets us bring that old-school wisdom to modern problems. No flux capacitor required.

Maximum daily coffee consumption before code quality degrades. Currently calibrated to Pope's metabolism.

How self-aware the Pope's Brand Media system is allowed to become. Currently capped for safety reasons.

Permanently disables all creative output. DO NOT ENABLE. Last person who tried this was assigned a 40-page WordPress site with no page builder.